10.19.2006

no, mostly, i just smell my fingernails, she said



HAPPY 21

TO BRYAN

COFFELT,

ESQ, pH.D,

341 RBI


As of midnight tonight.

Now that he is twenty-one, Bryan can legally imbibe spirits and run for the position of Universal Well-Endowed Bovine, or Mega Cow. We are all very anxious.

1 comment:

Bryan said...

gracias. i have 341 RBI's? impressive.