I have entered a legal war with Tao Lin.
My attorney suggests that I not refer to the origin of the war, but you can probably find it if you're not silly.
After this legal war is over, and I've won, I will own all of
Tao's assets--poodles, book royalties, a Brooklyn bedroom, his $$$ Asian identity--and he'll own a cup of water with lime in it.
Let's not call me ungenerous, no?
My attorney suggests I not talk about James Purdy.