Can someone write an essay or blog post about my poetry that uses the phrase "comic enjambment?" I don't care what else you write. Just the phrase "comic enjambment" and maybe a picture of yourself with your shirt off.
It doesn't even have to be a positive essay. You can talk shit about "comic enjambment" and say that I've "abandoned my lower-middle-management-class roots." You can quote Nietzsche or Ric Flair. It's really all freedom, see?
If you Google the phrase you'll notice it's only been used once online. That means $$$.
I'll write a blog essay about your poetry if you take care of mine. The biological term for this is "jerking each other off."
Think of it like a Nickelodeon gameshow! Go.
UPDATE: Blake Butler has written one and I have written one for him. More! More.