9.15.2010

gettin up earlier, gettin burned faster

Before cell phones, the Bible was probably the most mainstream association with "texts." "Body of work" seems totally a wrong and gentile phrase. When I think of a "body of work," what I really think of is that lady they found under a pile of her own hoarding. Body didn't do her much good. Unbearably sexy thoughts will always make me sneeze. Did I just Google "sexy thoughts" sneezing to see if this was a common experience? Welcome to my faith. Have you heard of the game where people surround a huge sheet and hold it up, Ouija-board style? And then someone climbs on the sheet and the people bounce this person, trampoline-like, in a miracle of collective will? Well, usually the person falls off, but people fall off anyway, and everyone might as well be helpful until they do.

4 comments:

lorian elizabeth said...

this is the best thing i've read all day.

Mike Young said...

thanks, lorian. =) the best thing i read all day was the description of raviolis on a menu because they were even better than the description when i ate them

lorian elizabeth said...

ooo butternut squash raviolioioioio

Mike Young said...

i am going to bake an acorn squash tonight!!