In other news, the left side of my stove doesn't work. Don't worry: I know why!
In Other news, here's an idea: how about let's stop fucking harassing people to death over who and how they want to love.
In even other news, my mood increases amazingly when my boots can withstand anything.
In odd other news, the word "stuff" used to only mean a quilted shirt worn under chainmail. Everybody put your stuff on. The world is coming for you, and the world has a sword.